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Memorable Quotes
A good thing you clicked! because this page lists some of the crew's most hilarious, serious and sometimes
touching quotes (they will mostly be
hilarious though). They are listed by
mission, follow one of the links below
for quick navigation. You can Also click on the post titles to read the entire posts.
Sample Posts - Mission #0: "Mount Up" - Mission #1: "Renegade Deception"
Sample Posts
I have listed some quotes from the sample posts of the crew, I thought they were hilarious.
From T'Rell his Sample post (he's now our Chief Flight Control)
The first time on a shuttlepod T'Rell was so excited, he started asking the pilot questions like:
"Where have you gone to?", "What is the coolest place?" and "Oeh, what does this button do?"
This cracked up a few of his friends.
2 From Robert Evans his Sample post (he's our Chief of Operations)
He checked the three relays that provided the power for the primary field, and saw that
they
were
utterly melted away. <Oooookaaay, there's a nonce in a lifetime event! They are
supposed
to be
redundant spares!>
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Oh, and he would mention to the engineers that the chances of three separate relays failing,
while they were OK a week ago, was just about as remote as a royal flush without a king...
Mission#0: "Mount Up"
some quotes from our "first" mission, still docked at the Starbase.
From post #1&2 "And So It Begins", the XO talks to the CO as he is staring out of the window
to the USS Pegasus.
She
remains silent for a few more moments, before speaking again "...
With all due respect, Sir. Are we
going to just stare at her, or
actually Board her, some time?"
From post #3&4 "Engineering Here", The Chief engineer is led to Main Engineering and is astonished.
"Wow," she said softly. One voicing of the word didn't seem
to do, so she made a repetition.
"Wow." Her next words, however,
belied the awe and wonder that her face expressed.
"It's smaller than
I thought it would be."
From post # 5 "Uncharted Territory", the Chief Diplomatic Officer has had succesful negotiations
with a Romulan Officer.
Of course the competitive edge is now dulled a bit by the drinks they shared, as can attest the few
bottles on the nearby table.
From post #8&9 - "About First Impressions and Emotions", Guest starring Kristiana Petrova.
".. And if you EVER touch my behind like that
AGAIN I'll cut off your balls with a rusty bat'leth, and ship
them to the
nearest Klingon outpost, with instructions to feed them to the commander's
Targ!
Do I Make Myself Clear, crewman !?"
(Note to Self: Do Not Touch the XO's 'behind')
4 From Post #23&24 - "First impressions go a long, long way" Evans is repairing a Console
that was being taken care off by the XO... and blows it... literally... (biggest entry so far!)
"So you know, this is a restricted area, so you
better leave, before I call security." he added, annoyed
by the
spontaneous combustion he more or less caused.
She just blinked at him, tilting her head slightly, raising an
eyebrow. "Then you should know that we're still
waiting for them to
arrive. But they should be here in .. oh .. three hours or so. You can
call them then."
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"No, the security team. But if you _Ever_ raise that tone of voice
against your direct commanding officer _again_
you'll find out that I
don't _Need_ a security team to introduce you to a world of hurt,
before tossing
you out the nearest airlock - and I don't mean the one
that's connected to the starbase.
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"Oh shit, you're not..." One moment, the ensign was still
bending over the console, the next blink of an eye
he was standing
straighter than a lamppost "Yessirsorrysir!
Iwastryingtorepairthatconsolebecauseithadsomeanomalouspowerreadingssir!"
At that she almost spat at him, as she snapped "Do I look like a SIR
to you ?! Are my breasts not large enough
perhaps - " As she cupped
them, looking venomously enraged "- or is my figure not feminine
enough ?!"
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<Why does it have to
be me? Why do I have to first insult the captain's ship, then have a
middle aged butcher as a roommate, and then insult the XO of all
people?> "This just isn't my day,"
he decided
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Mission#1: "Renegade Deception"
From post #11 - "Diplomacy and the blue guy" Kennock steps out of the shower to
take Drinking coffee to a whole different level.
Coming out of the shower, he wrapped a towel around his waist and
marched towards what he refered to as
"the Shrine". He droned the
prayer "Coffee, french roast, extra black". Then the deity of his
worship, in a wooshing sound, materialised for him. As he reached for
the Sacred one, he entered
communion with the almighty Coffee and his
Holy son, Caffeine. It made him feel good. He was purified.
From Post #12 to 15 - "He's and Idiot, But He's Our Idiot." Caelen was reading some PADDs
when the Warp Core dropped off line.
He quickly stood up from his chair and
walked towards the bridge, the doors opened and Caelen his face
spelled Bad Mood all over it "Who jettisoned the Warp Core?" he asked
semi seriously.
From Post #23, #24, #25 - "We're off!" As a finishing touch, somehow just to rub it in... keep
in mind
that T'Rell is a Vulcan and thus Emotionless...
"I'll start a bit slow
and I will give more power accordingly to prevent from any other
disasters to happen, and not to get Mr Evans in trouble again."
From Post #26&27 - "Enter The Shrink" Yes we have a counselor on board the Pegasus...
and with a
crew like this he will most deffinately need that book he was reading.
Andrew was reading a thick book on "Advanced Psychology aboard
Federation Starships" when he
heard the
door chime.
From Post #45 to 48 - "Let's Hope" The XO relays some orders to poor Ensign Evans... and
proves
once more that she is indeed a sadistic... character...
=/\= aye Sir, aliens to sickbay, forcefield up. =/\= Then she turned
to Evans "Transport
the aliens to sickbay please, oh and don't
forget that forcefield. Do you think you can
get it up, ensign ?"
with a grin she'd lean back in her chair. Yes, that lifted her moods.
